See, Drag Me to Hell features one very pissed off Gypsy woman who, like all Gypsies must do in horror films, curses poor Alison Lohman’s Christine after she refuses to grant her an extension on her housing loan. I hope to hell that poor Dong does not see Drag Me to Hell, Sam Raimi’s return to the splatter flick genre that made him famous after years making mainstream blockbusters such as Spider-Man. Once he even threw at chair when someone pushed him too hard. “The gypsies are coming to take to you away.” Even though we had no idea what a gypsy was or why they were purported to steal children, such provocation turned Dong into a blubbering mess. “Dong, the gypsies are coming,” we would chant. Dong would really only cry when we teased him and we soon found, as little shit kids love to do, the easiest way to push the poor lad to tears.
Let’s not confuse Dong with Vinny, however, who would literally cry if the breeze hit him the wrong way. When I was in elementary school, we had a classmate named Dong that would cry at the drop of the hat.
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